- Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
- Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
- Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
- Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable
What grades do NOT determine:
- Your intelligence
- Your creativity
- Your emotional capabilities
- Your likeliness to succeed
- Whether you’re a good person
if you ever say any of the following
- vagina = girl
- penis = boy
- there are only two genders
i will laugh at you for a long period of time and completely disregard everything you say from that point onward
I hate how
when I see other people being happy
and having things I don’t
instead of being happy for them
I just get sad and jealous and resentful
and all I can think about is how bad and alone and like a failure I feel
I don’t want to be that kind of person
but I can’t help it
even if I try not to think that way it happens anyway, and if I try to power through it instead of just avoiding ever hearing about anyone else’s happy life, then I just feel extra shitty
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
“He peered over his horn-rims, making sure he caught my eye, then ticked a check by my name on his seating chart.”
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
I dont think so. Depends on the definition of strange.
Already answered 12.
17) What was the last lie you told?
I dont tell lies. There you go :3
18) Do you believe in karma?
Nope. Try to, but if it exists, its brutally biased.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Dont think I have one..
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes, it was horrible.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
50) Do you believe in magic?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Help the dog of course. How would I even be able to go to work knowing a dog died as I did.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
Beating, or red.
87) What is your current desktop picture?
A wallpaper from kingdom hearts 2, featuring characters I dont recognize with a purple/blue starry background.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
I cant think of one that I would :/
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Wherever places me closest to all of my friends in the US.
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Uhh… based solely on content: http://angrytranschick.tumblr.com/, http://world-of-whit.tumblr.com/, http://gendertruckery.tumblr.com/, http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/ and http://mournivalofsons.tumblr.com/
The fixed point will be broken. Time will collapse!!!!
Other than that, Matt Smith says it all.
that is just…..so….depressing…… i give up
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
My DS stylus manages to find its way up there regularly >_>
23) How do you vent your anger?
I dont get angry as often as I used to, but now I just seem to cry when I get really angry.
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
Boring answer, but what if I had been more forward about my gender issues when I was younger?
55) Love or lust?
Cant I have both? Umm… Love.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
I would probably tell all the people I know, if only because they deserve to know. I would try and find a way to visit all the friends ive made in various parts of the world, which would probably take a month. I wouldnt be afraid of the actual dying, I would just be worried that I would never see a lot of people ever again.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
If they arent doing anything, I pull my covers up and go back to sleep. Clearly mummies cant reach me through my covers.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Stop gettin mad at each other. (I have to hope that translates for me)
- 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
- 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
- 4) What do you think about most?
- 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
- 7) What's your strangest talent?
- 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
- 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
- 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- 13) What's your religion?
- 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 17) What was the last lie you told?
- 18) Do you believe in karma?
- 19) What does your URL mean?
- 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
- 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- 23) How do you vent your anger?
- 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
- 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
- 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
- 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
- 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
- 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
- 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 36) Define Art.
- 37) Do you believe in luck?
- 38) What's the weather like right now?
- 39) What time is it?
- 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 41) What was the last book you read?
- 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- 43) Do you have any nicknames?
- 44) What was the last movie you saw?
- 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
- 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
- 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 48) What's your sexual orientation?
- 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
- 50) Do you believe in magic?
- 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 52) What is your astrological sign?
- 53) Do you save money or spend it?
- 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
- 55) Love or lust?
- 56) In a relationship?
- 57) How many relationships have you had?
- 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- 59) Where were you yesterday?
- 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
- 62) What's your favorite animal?
- 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 64) Where is your best friend?
- 65) Spit or swallow?(;
- 66) What is your heritage?
- 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
- 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
- 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
- 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
- 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
- 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
- 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
- 77) How can I win your heart?
- 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
- 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
- 80) What size shoes do you where?
- 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
- 82) What is your favorite word?
- 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
- 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
- 85) What's the last song you listened to?
- 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
- 87) What is your current desktop picture?
- 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
- 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
- 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
- 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
- 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
- 98) Ever been on a plane?
- 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
- 100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
What if you were getting a dick tattoo and you got an erection in the middle of it (I refuse to ever use the b-word).
And would the tattoo guy have to like, cup your dick in his hand? That’s so terrible. Nobody should ever get penal tattooos.
This very same question has come up around a tattoo artist I know. Apparently that happens all the time and thats exactly what he does. People sometimes have orgasms from it happening and theyre usually so embarrassed afterwards. Similar thing with piercings.
COME ON TUMBLR
This has to happen. Please. COME ON TUMBLR WORK YOUR MAGIC!!
MAKE IT A FIXED POINT IN TIME COME ONNNNNNNN
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- me: i would like to get out and do things and meet people
- social anxiety: no
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